CHALLENGED....LOL............... LOL

Sensitive jerk? Or just plain jerk. I cannot for the life of figure this guy out, but he is a frequent poster.

Hello All LOL – This is the first time I’m posting this and hope to get really SUPER SINCERE responses to what I’ve written!!!! Hopefully, there will be a resounding sonic boom, somewhere, to this message being tossed into the place we call the internets or cyberspace!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

What I would absolutely LOVE to have is someone who can keep up with me... Do you play or can you kick my ass at any of the following??? :)

Pong, D&D, Runequest, Tron, Galaga, Ms. PacMan (Chutes & Ladders, Risk, Legos, whatever!!!!)...That would be wicked sweet!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!! I think you get the idea - I am stuck in the 80s and I love doing STUFF and I am challenged emotionally, physically, spiritually, and intellectually!!!

Will you spend every waking second thinking about me rather than focusing on work? LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can I play the keytar while you sing along…Van Halen? LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have no money. Is family togetherness more important to you then money?

Would you rather play D&D outside or on the couch (I am Tordek, a high-level dwarf fighter, and I deal 1d8+6 points of damage with a warhammer)?

Can I roll you over at 3AM and stick my wet finger in your ear or maybe my manhood in your butt?

Can I take you home to my parents, grab your boobs in front of them, and giggle and snort? LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you are like me and are an endless apprentice to life (except in the world of D&D where I am a high-level dwarf) and might have a mullet, and perhaps you have 9 and 18 sided dice, and you often wear spandex tights and long and colorful acetate shirts with a fake antique brooch at the neck, and want to be with someone as a true partner who believes anything is possible as long as there is a 100% commitment to me and my needs then pass along a note... I'd love to meet you!!!!!

Codependents are encouraged to apply!!!!! :)

Please be single, no kids, smoke like a chimney, have a positive outlook on life, a kick ass body, and love to give blowjobs – If I don’t get what I want from you, I’ll whine!!! A lot!!!

This is so real you have no idea!!!!

I love exclamation points!!!!! AND LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!