Sooper-Scarry and Sooper-Smert

This was in response to the guy who thought he was scarry-smart. Or maybe he meant scary? Who knows...

I think about things other people don't. I think about how space is a very very big place and I also wonder how many pennies it would take to reach the moon, both stacked end to end AND stacked flat like pancakes. Alot of dullard women find this very intimidating or off-putting. I'm looking for someone whose smerter than I am or at least better then me at spelling and punctuartion and grammer. This shouldn't be that hard, my favorite food is thinly sliced prociutto and melon served on the rear-ends of overweight women.

If you except working in a cubicle, or on a telephone pole or deep deep under the sea this message is probably not for you. If you have alots of tatoos and piercings you scare me, big time, but it might work if you have a bangin’ bod. Over-education a plus. And please be sooper-smert.

He gets letters:
"what does 'except working in a cubicle' mean? i work in a cubicle except during the weekends and on weekdays when i have skool."