Do women like honest men?

It probably depends on just how honest you are.

My friends all say that I am a guy with a big heart and listen to my whining about not finding the “right” girl for me. Someone that I can settle down with and have kids some day. But the truth is I desperately fear commitment and intimacy and tend to attract emotionally or physically unavailable people into relationships. Even though I crave true commitment and intimacy. Go figure.

I am a horrible singer and my urine smells of asparagus. All the time. I eat a lot of asparagus.

I’ll call you at work and pester you with emails all day long. Not because I don’t have anything to do. I just don’t want to do it.

I am smart, but horribly insecure, so I won’t say much for fear of looking stupid. Unless of course if I am drunk. Then I’ll probably go on and on about how some ex-girlfriend of mine ruined her life by dumping me and what a great catch I am.

I took my father to the 9th Annual Oyster Riot this year at the Old Ebbitt Grill. I met three nice looking ladies from Northern Virginia. When I left the table to get a beer, one of them asked my dad if I was his boyfriend.

I am horny a lot. So being single I masturbate more frequently than is probably healthy and I am beginning to fear that I might become addicted to online pornography if this keeps up.

I am 6 feet tall and about 170 lbs. I work out three times a week, but I don’t think you’d know it looking at me naked. I am also convinced that I have a small penis, but women that I have been with have said it is big. I am convinced they are lying.

Your picture gets mine.

He gets letters:

"Women do like honest men!! More than you know:) I love that your post was for real....a couple of strange things but everyone has their quirks...."

"I like honest men! but insecurity and a small penis.... hmm... that's something serious!"