Fun,laughs,this guy is tired of the bar scene

Someone explain this one to me. If the bar scene hasn't been working so well for you, why do you want to hang out in bars so much?

The bar scene hasn't been the best place to meet my special someone so I thought I'd give this a try. I am looking for a low maintenance lady to go to happy hours at a minutes notice, likes bars, enjoys the bars, or can turn it up a notch and hit the bars. I will not lie and say looks do not matter because they do. Your going to have to be hot with a bangin' bod. You can be fine hanging out with your girls and don't mind if I am with mine friends at times at the bars.

I am 6ft 1in. Brown hair and eyes. Athletic build. I love to laugh, tell jokes, very social, and I think I'm a great catch when I've been drinking. And smart too. I am sure people say they are attractive all the time on this and I will not be any different. I am a good looking German Scottish French mutt. We can exchange pic's later.

He gets letters:

"that was funny. i like that. i too, have a love affair with the bar."