Looking for someone real

While this guy is looking for something real, I'll be keeping my eye out for someone real...

That's right, I am beginning to get bored with my Chasey Lain Fantasy Playmate love doll and I am looking for someone that is real, preferably not made out of latex. Don’t get me wrong, her futurotic vagina, anus, and mouth feel almost like the real thing, and the removable multi-speed vibrating bullet for extreme pleasure will be sorely missed.

However, I want to meet people like myself. People who are happy with their career, happy with where they live, and are not made out of latex. More importantly I would like to meet the one person whom I can enjoy these experiences with

Does this sound like you at all?

About me: I am a SWM about 6'1". I keep active and enjoy the outdoors. I have been known to be the type of guy who will show up while you are at work and fix that annoying problem with your car while it is sitting in the parking lot just so I can see a big nervous look on your face. I’m the kind of guy that will hang outside your bedroom window, photograph you naked, and post it on a pornographic website.

I am the type of person who wants to know more about everyone and everything. I am an amateur gynecologist and would be happy to give you a free Pap smear and breast exam. I also like to dress up like a crazy pan-handler and shout obscenities at people that don’t give me money.

About you: Female with the parts listed in paragraph one, not necessarily of the “futurotic" variety (I know there are probably differences between latex women and real women).

If I have caught your interest, feel free to write me. Bonus points if you look like Chasey Lain.

I would love to hear from you.

He gets letters:

"I'm giving up. so... would you tell me where you got that love doll?
maybe I can get the male version of it..."