Contest. Prize ---------------------------> Me, Natch

They do contests...

My competition among the ladies of NW DC (I'm lazy). The prize? Me. Here's how it will work, all the women that read this ad will attach a picture of their boobs. The girl i select as having the most appealing rack will win a night out on the town and dinner at Loreal Plaza. And please don't think that nothing is implied by the dinner, I'll be laying down some serious cash. Don't worry i'm not fat or unattractive. I may be old enough to be your dad if you are younger than 14.