Psst...you. Yes, you...I need to tell you something...

This guy's (permalink) smug alpha-maleness makes Whiskypants want to vomit. Can I make her hurl? Hmmm...I can try.

Come a little closer so I can…
* quietly tell you smoking is unladylike, I don't want to cause a scene
* wipe some of that makeup off of your face, you look a little trampy
* cut your steak for you
* pat you butt and whisper in your ear, "It's ok, baby. It's ok."

Come closer to a guy who is…
* going to be talking baby talk when talking to you
* going to be ordering your dinner for you
* not interested in your opinions
* always right

Mutual interests could include...
* me
* my wants and needs
* me
* me
* serious adult relationships

Extra points if you can tell me what the photo is supposed to mean (hint: I'm no pussy). Clearer pics available, you should have the same. .