Single White Mariachi Likes Skinny Girls and Big Melons!

The Phantom of the Bordello photoshopped a few pictures of me with a guitar in front of art. This is the second in the single white mariachi series.

I'm a single, 30-something professional Mariachi who's into skinny girls and big melons. I was trained in Urban Hip Hop Mariachi and am a champion Jarabe Tapatio dance battler. I possess movie star good looks and have firm buttocks, so you should too! I'm in reasonable shape and have strong and calloused fingers that yearn to touch and rub. Touch and rub with extreme sensuosity. My favorite foods are chips, salsa, and, of course, melons.

I embrace the concept of living by the warriors codes of the ancients and the teachings of the book “I'm OK – You're OK.”

Single White Mariachi Looking for a Skinny Girl with Firm Buttocks

Weird. Like this guy, I too seem to hit it off with women with nice firm dancer bodies (permalink).


I'm a single, 30-something professional Mariachi who's a Magical Realist at heart. I was trained in Classical Mariachi and occasionally dance the Jarabe Tapatio. I seem to get along with skinny girls with movie star good looks and firm buttocks, so if you're one of those I'm certain that we will get along swimmingly. I'm in reasonable shape and play with myself regularly. I aspire to be a healthy eater, but I often find myself eating chips and salsa, whole raw onions, and drinking Coronas.

I've been to places all NOVA, plus Southern Maryland and West Virginia, and speak American fluently.

If I've piqued your interest, respond to my e-mail and perhaps we could speak American with one another. I will dazzle you with my well-honed lovemaking skills.