Single White Mariachi Likes Skinny Girls and Big Melons!

The Phantom of the Bordello photoshopped a few pictures of me with a guitar in front of art. This is the second in the single white mariachi series.

I'm a single, 30-something professional Mariachi who's into skinny girls and big melons. I was trained in Urban Hip Hop Mariachi and am a champion Jarabe Tapatio dance battler. I possess movie star good looks and have firm buttocks, so you should too! I'm in reasonable shape and have strong and calloused fingers that yearn to touch and rub. Touch and rub with extreme sensuosity. My favorite foods are chips, salsa, and, of course, melons.

I embrace the concept of living by the warriors codes of the ancients and the teachings of the book “I'm OK – You're OK.”