Drew? Drew Barrymore?

I think Drew Barrymore is adorable. And Kayla agrees!

Hi, I am an all-American white guy, intrigued by the adorableness of Drew Barrymore. There is something about playfulness of her eyes, her all-American beauty, her style, and ample breasts that draws me to her. Since I probably don’t have a chance in hell with the real Drew Barrymore, I would love to get to know a woman that looks and acts like her. Or Drew, if you’re interested, I know that discretion may have to be a rule. I am willing to live by that.:-) If this is something that sounds interesting to you write back, and let me know a bit about yourself. You will need to have large breasts, 3 rutabagas (not turnips), a can of Moujan Depilatory Foam Spray, a liter of olive oil, and a sense of humor for what I am planning. Let's get all-American together and do something exotic. Pic for pic.

He gets letters:

"What do you have in mind? On second thought, please do not tell me now unless it is clean in nature. I am at work right now. My home email is XXXXXXXXXXX & will use that email only when not at work. For now, I am stuck here till 4:30 this afternoon. Send me a pic."