Think Enterprise! Think vertical (or horizontal) plug-and-play

I wrote one of these before, with little to show for. Let's see if a few more sexy jargony double-entendres captures the heart of the businesswoman of my dreams!

Envisioneer this potential partnership. You are my primary action item. I will be leveraging core competencies to redefine synergistic infrastructures in order to incubate impactful platforms for our potential quasi-frictionless interfacing. Through position planning change and macro partnering we will realize cooperative throughput outcomes. My aptitude to target holistically leads to the power to deliver robustly. I will orchestrate intuitive deliverables that will enable high-end solutions to meet any unforseen challenges and take advantage of potential opportunities. My plan, architected to provide tighter integration and deeper collaboration, will repurpose strategic content to enable you to recognize greater results from our potential collaboration, streamline efficiencies in the supply chain, and reduce costs. My outside-of-the-box thinking will have you shifting your paradigm, baby!