Just a fella standing in front of a woman asking her to LOVE him

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Hello I am just a fella standing in front of you asking you to LOVE him. You move to the left. I move to the left. “Love me...please,” I say. You, looking a bit angry, move to the right. I move to the right. “Please, love me. I love you!” I give you a hug and a big sloppy mouth kiss. Your anger turns to fear. I know that look, having seen it so many times before. A restraining order usually follows. Maybe I ought to work on my approach. Nah.