FWB's chicks only, no dudes.

This guy (permalink), in an attempt to be near the top of craigslist (maybe he's assuming that women aren't answering because they have to make an extra effort to scroll down?), reposts his ad about 4-5 times a day. Dumbass.

6'1” ft tall
168 lbs
34 inch waist
bangin' body
replete with sensuosity/passionicity
well cologned
loves oral - receiving

No drama, no issues, just me having commitment-free sex inside all of your orifices. Can you recognize my intimacy issues? Respect the fact that I will want you gone after the sex is over? Please be attractive with bangin' body. I am worth that much. Also please be hopeless romantic as I am. Responses with pictures will get the rest of mine in return.

He gets letters:

"Three things Slim: That sucked-in paunch of yours is way more than 34 inches around. Just because you weighed 168 pounds ten years ago doesn't mean you weigh that at present. You are actually worth squat, which is exactly what you're going to get."

"i LOVE you Mr. Banana Hammock!! please keep up the good work. mocking the reality-challenged."

"Whoever told you you have a bangin body lied. What cologne do you wear? Old Spice?"

"Brilliant! What a bloody riot! Hope you get responses. Keep me posted."