Just me having fun with the sad sacks of craigslist M4W in Washington, DC.

Saturday, December 30, 2006

Morning Fantasy Menu (Pick one)


Fraught with eroticimisity (permalink)!

1. You make me pancakes (Mmmmm....pancakes)
2. Two words: Dutch Oven (it's pretty funny you got to admit)
3. You clean my apartment (it's a bit messy)
4. Pull my finger (just pull it, damnit!)
5. Morning breath make-out (my favorite)
6. Can I touch your boobies? (I like boobies!)
7. Strip dreidel (Nes Gadol Haya Sham!)
8. I really like boobies (Boobies!)
9. I can pleasure you with my Sharper ImageĀ® Hot + Cold Therapeutic Massagerā€¦
10. You tell me _____________________________________________?


He gets letters:

"I choose option 1. But i think you should cook - and then serve breakfast in bed."

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