Morning Fantasy Menu (Pick one)
Fraught with eroticimisity (permalink)!
1. You make me pancakes (Mmmmm....pancakes)
2. Two words: Dutch Oven (it's pretty funny you got to admit)
3. You clean my apartment (it's a bit messy)
4. Pull my finger (just pull it, damnit!)
5. Morning breath make-out (my favorite)
6. Can I touch your boobies? (I like boobies!)
7. Strip dreidel (Nes Gadol Haya Sham!)
8. I really like boobies (Boobies!)
9. I can pleasure you with my Sharper ImageĀ® Hot + Cold Therapeutic Massagerā¦
10. You tell me _____________________________________________?
He gets letters:
"I choose option 1. But i think you should cook - and then serve breakfast in bed."
1. You make me pancakes (Mmmmm....pancakes)
2. Two words: Dutch Oven (it's pretty funny you got to admit)
3. You clean my apartment (it's a bit messy)
4. Pull my finger (just pull it, damnit!)
5. Morning breath make-out (my favorite)
6. Can I touch your boobies? (I like boobies!)
7. Strip dreidel (Nes Gadol Haya Sham!)
8. I really like boobies (Boobies!)
9. I can pleasure you with my Sharper ImageĀ® Hot + Cold Therapeutic Massagerā¦
10. You tell me _____________________________________________?
He gets letters:
"I choose option 1. But i think you should cook - and then serve breakfast in bed."
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