i put the "gay" in sagacious. um, on second thought...

i mean i put the “lube” in salubrious. or maybe I put the “sex” in sexamalicious! in any event, my life is a no-holds-barred mad-cap thrill ride, kind of like “the cannonball run” except without the star power or cars. i’m like a younger, moustache-less Burt Reynolds with the chest hair! i’m not capitalizing because my shift key is broken though everything should be spelled correctly. if you’re normally into good grammar, punctuation, spelling, that sort of thing, then i am your guy. if i'm attracted to you, that probably means you probably have commitment issues. or are thin. or are attractive. i’m working on that. i'm 6'1" (actually i'm just a hair under 6'1”). the women here on cl seem to have an obsession with my penis for some reason. his name is mr. mcgillicutty and sort of looks like darth vader from behind. i have a good job, a car, shoes and i like to play with children to impress single women of child-bearing age. i am looking for whatever.