Corporeal Compatibility Consideration, Cultivating Connections

Riffing on a guy (who deleted his post before I could archive it) while trying something new...illiteration!

I am concerned about considering my corporeal compatibility with a comely coquette I chance upon Craigslist. I am clever, comical, committed, charming, and cute. I covet coming across a comely coquette with consistent characteristics, and I crave our connection to consider carnality continually. If we are corporeally/carnally compatible, we can continue our criminally carnal courtship clear of the commencing “catechization.” Of course, and did I cite my first-class coition capabilities.

So you can be considered for this chance, please:

1. Be a comely coquette
2. Quarter conveniently close (Adams Morgan)
3. Convey a copy of your countenance.
4. Construe your constitutional characteristics if the copy of your countenance isn't complete

Cheers,
Craig