SWM for Arm Candy Pretend Wife to Take to T-Day Supper with my Parents

Turkey-Day Special!!!

Well...I'm not all alone, I do have my folks to celebrate with, but my mom bugs me all the time about being married, having kids, you know? So the other week I tell her I'd eloped a couple of months ago, not really thinking about the consequences, i.e. the holidays. So they've come to town for Thanksgiving weekend.

I'm looking for attractive and intelligent woman, height weight proportionate. Maybe someone with a good job. Or can make something up about a cool job. Also someone with values. I've got strong values.

Well that's good enough for now. Anybody who's interested go ahead and email me. Dinner is at 4PM. Talk to you soon, pretend arm candy wife!