Fraught with rich orgasmy goodness

Many thanks to a colleague in snark for pointing out this loser (permalink)...

A connoisseur of bed music and intense man on woman sensuosity.

I'll play you like "Hambone" Lewis from Will Shade's Memphis Jug Band. Using your vulva as an embouchure, I'll blast out tunes like “The Lindberg Hop,” “The Gator Wobble,” and “Insane Crazy Blues” by buzzing my lips directly into it. Your vagina will become a resonating chamber to amplify and enrich the sound made by my lips. I have about a two octave range.

Sure I know a thing or two about making music using reproductive organs, but you wouldn't want a guy that's going play your crotch like a jew's harp.

I like thin and cute, boob size unimportant. Music lovers appreciated.

Don't be shy!