Sensuous Druidic Massage. Oil. Candles. Human Sacrifice. Free.

Periodic massage poster. Answer only if hot and in shape. No men. No fatties. Totally non-sexual (permalink).

This is totally real. And yes they are totally free. Free tonight after I get back from a friend's Thanksgiving Day celebration. There are no hidden agendas. Non sexual. Just relaxation, pleasure and warmth. Then human sacrifice.

Are you stressed? Are you lonely? Are you female? Do you miss that special touch that makes you feel warm and gives you goose bumps? Are you turned on by guys in long flowing robes? Do round stone temples and phases of the moon make you hot? Have you ever had a slow, sensual, passionate massage with oil? Warmed Oil? With strong hands gliding slowly over your skin? Then ritually sacrificed to the Great Mother? Yes its for real. Yes its free. Email if you have questions.

I have studied under Screechowl and Vixen and I have a lot of experience. Massages last for at least 1 hour. The sacrifice takes only about 10 minutes. Some chanting is involved. Please feel free to email to ask questions, etc.

I have several choices of oil (lavender, Bergaamot Mint, and Myrtle Lemon), incense that while inspire high levels of eroticity, and Ray Best's “Celestial Touch” CD. I have edible body dusts that I can lick off you if you wish. Your choice. I have arousal balms for your nipples and genitals. I have a box of Franzia chilling in the fridge if you desire adult libations. Please be literate, attractive, and thin. I am for real. “Boundaries” is my middle name. Actually it is Matthew but I can bring you high levels of arousal while still respecting any boundaries you might have. Please don't have many boundaries.

I don't do this with just anyone. You must be hot. Please don't respond if you are overweight. The Great Mother would not accept the offering otherwise. I can be discrete if you want me to be. Talk to you later.