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I am a single, never married white dude, 72.5 inches tall, brown hair, brown eyes.
Being “clear” is a requirement. Please no engrams, implants, or haters. Just be straight-forward and "normal"! My world is not incomplete, but it would be nice to share my world with someone crossing the bridge to total freedom.
My perception of an ideal relationship: Someone who believes that psychiatry was responsible for World War I, the rise of Hitler and Stalin, the decline in education standards in the United States, the wars in Bosnia and Kosovo, and the September 11 attacks. Also, you believe that Xenu was the alien ruler of the "Galactic Confederacy" who, 75 million years ago, brought billions of people to Earth in spacecraft resembling Douglas DC-8 airliners, stacked them around volcanoes and blew them up with hydrogen bombs. Then the souls of these unfortunates clustered together and stuck to the bodies of the living. Other than that, I am pretty flexible. If you are interested in any of these qualities, please feel free to inquire!
Yes, I can actually drag myself off my couch, take of the sweats and put on jeans, and head out to a smoky bar. Just let me spay myself down with AXE first. I am a huge fan of past life experiences! In one, I was deceived into a love affair with a robot decked out as a beautiful blonde with big bazongas, though the metal body probably should’ve tipped me off that something wasn’t right. Anyway, we’re frolicking naked in this field on the planet Venus and out of nowhere this Martian priest driving a zamboni crushes me and my robot girlfriend. I wonder what I learned from that experience?
I BELIEVE IN XENU! I would like to have someone that gets audited on a regular basis. No longer preclear friendly.
Blessings
Mr. Banana Hammock
(key words: Xenu, Hitler, robot girlfriends, zamboni)
I am a single, never married white dude, 72.5 inches tall, brown hair, brown eyes.
Being “clear” is a requirement. Please no engrams, implants, or haters. Just be straight-forward and "normal"! My world is not incomplete, but it would be nice to share my world with someone crossing the bridge to total freedom.
My perception of an ideal relationship: Someone who believes that psychiatry was responsible for World War I, the rise of Hitler and Stalin, the decline in education standards in the United States, the wars in Bosnia and Kosovo, and the September 11 attacks. Also, you believe that Xenu was the alien ruler of the "Galactic Confederacy" who, 75 million years ago, brought billions of people to Earth in spacecraft resembling Douglas DC-8 airliners, stacked them around volcanoes and blew them up with hydrogen bombs. Then the souls of these unfortunates clustered together and stuck to the bodies of the living. Other than that, I am pretty flexible. If you are interested in any of these qualities, please feel free to inquire!
Yes, I can actually drag myself off my couch, take of the sweats and put on jeans, and head out to a smoky bar. Just let me spay myself down with AXE first. I am a huge fan of past life experiences! In one, I was deceived into a love affair with a robot decked out as a beautiful blonde with big bazongas, though the metal body probably should’ve tipped me off that something wasn’t right. Anyway, we’re frolicking naked in this field on the planet Venus and out of nowhere this Martian priest driving a zamboni crushes me and my robot girlfriend. I wonder what I learned from that experience?
I BELIEVE IN XENU! I would like to have someone that gets audited on a regular basis. No longer preclear friendly.
Blessings
Mr. Banana Hammock
(key words: Xenu, Hitler, robot girlfriends, zamboni)
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