I'd like to soil you. Or me. I can never get this one straight...

Im a 37 SWM, happy, snappy, not (sometimes) nappy but crappy, and oops, kind of sappy. I'm easy on the eyes, legs, and shoulders. It'll be easy going down on me, looking for friendship and romance is good, but I like a pulse. I wanna to soil you and you'll get the same in return!

I have lots of pictures to exchange...

If you want to play/learn COMPETITIVE CHUNKIN’, write to me!

Hmmm. It didn't work the first 754 times I posted this. I'm sure to get a response this time. Anyone for tennis? (permalink).

Hello,

I am a 37 y/o SWPM from D.C, I am 6’1”, I have dark brown hair and brown eyes.

I would like to meet a woman who is interested in trebuchet design and competitive punkin’ chunkin’ or fruitcake chunkin’ or would like to learn this or other siege machines.

I am rated class A-4 Bravo and have been chunkin’ punkin’s for over 10 years (and chunkin’ fruitcakes for about 3).

I usually do my punkin’ chunkin’ around the Adams Morgan area. My trebuchet is quite large (!!!!) and difficult to move around a lot.

I am also open to playing Dungeons and Dragons. I am Galderon, a wicked sweet 3rd level dwarf with pale skin and therefore an outcast to my dwarven clan. I have 20 strength and can perform killer backstabs.

Looking forward to hearing from you.

No freaks.

Where are you kickball goddess?

On the prowl for skills and fittness, whatever that is...(permalink).

I am looking for a cute/sexy late 20s – mid 30s kickball girl, preferably Adams Morgan league; meaning I'm lazy AND being the Adams Morgan league I'm looking for someone who knows it’s not about skills, but about the drinking of the beer after the game. I know you are out there somewhere, but where? Good leg-eye coordination required. Nice kickball physique and muscular kickball legs a plus.

No elephants.

Tired of the B.S? So am I!!!!!!

I'm so very tired of all the B.S. Maybe I can find a nice well-adjusted girl on craigslist?

Are you tired of all the B.S.? Are you tired of all the head games? Are you tired of all the cheaters and liars? Good so am I. I am a regular guy. I am no Billy Bob Thornton. My hobbies include off-road-para-bungee-surfing, extreme drinking, gential origami, amateur astronauting, time travel, cavy-wrangling, pubic hair topiary design, hip hop dance-offs, and singing glam metal on metro. I'm easy on the eyes, 6'1", fit-ish, hair, a bit introverted, easy to step on as I find myself laying on the floor a lot. You hopefully can lay on top of me! Don't send a single line asking for a picture as I've included one of me. Please send one of yourself. I hope hear from you soon.


{please be skinny and cute...please be skinny and cute}