Good or Bad Idea? Normal Only Please.

Man seeks Catholic at Ruth's Chris Steak House on a Friday (permalink).

Hi,

I was reading through the ads this morning and I am wondering if this might be a place to meet a single normal female. Someone who would like to dress up in furry costumes and frolic in Rock Creek Park, maybe play tennis naked, or have an old fashioned Eskimo face-pulling competition, whatever, just hang out and see how things develop. Do normal people read these things or am I alone out here?

Well here is the vital info about me if you normal people are reading this. I am a single white male, never married and no children, looking for a LTR with a normal woman. I am normal. I am in descent shape and am about 6'1" tall, wish I could say 6'2” but not quite. I am honest, normally. If you are interested drop me a note and let's see what the next year has in store for us.

Merry Christmas.

Where are you kickball goddess?

On the prowl for skills and fittness, whatever that is...(permalink).

I am looking for a cute/sexy late 20s – mid 30s kickball girl, preferably Adams Morgan league; meaning I'm lazy AND being the Adams Morgan league I'm looking for someone who knows it’s not about skills, but about the drinking of the beer after the game. I know you are out there somewhere, but where? Good leg-eye coordination required. Nice kickball physique and muscular kickball legs a plus.

No elephants.

Sensual First Date: Lets go play miniature golf!

First date? Strip Club. Classy.

I am a SWM professional who is tired of boring first dates. I am a very sensual person and so I thought it would be fun and highly erotic to go play miniature golf on the first date. Its stimulating and replete with sensuosity. I am not a pervert -- I am a successful profressional. I just like to do things that are out of the ordinary. Let me know if you think this sounds fun -- or if you have any suggestions of your own.