Upfront about “it”

I'm a smert Republican looking for a nice girl to have romantic sex. Oh yes, please also have a "collage" degree... (permalink).

I’m 37 and a straight WM looking for a 25 to 35 white woman, fun partner extraordinaire. A collage degree required. A decoupage degree preferred. Bonus if you can macramé me a pair of pants. I like to do movies, museums, concerts, and binge drink on weekends. Smokers welcome. My body is NOT a temple. It’s more like a Motel 6.

I like to have romantic sex, I like to fuck, I like to have quickies behind dumpsters in alleys or in Rock Creek Park, but only with liberated disease-free gals. I certainly don’t hop around, but if you ask I might. Are we roll-playing? My safe word will be “OUCH!” No bend-over-boyfriend for me though. I’m a MAN! Not a Catholic choirboy or a “fag” or lesbian or a woman or a Republican.

I’m just a strong liberal and upfront. If this offends you so sorry. I also love the environment, camping, bleeding heart causes, rights for all (including “fags”), the French and I love to travel, I’m looking for a smart, nice gal with a wild side that I can get to know and have some fun with. I travel a lot every week for work purposes (I work in Falls Church) and live in DC.

So if you want to hang with a crazy bleeding heart liberal, give me a ring.

Also I think about working out at DC gym three times a week and frequently imagine myself in good shape. 6’1, brown hair and eyes.

He gets letters from the clueless:

"Was that photoshop a joke? I really hope it was."

Agnostic GenX Sexilicious Selfish Waspy American “Fucking Liberal”

Thanks, Amanda, to the wonderful heads-up to this joker (permalink) who wants to get deep inside a very special group of ladies.

Agnostic GenX Sexilicious Selfish Waspy American “Fucking Liberal”

6'1" eyes of brown, short brown hair. No beard. Currently smoking.

I prize fairness and accuracy above all. I constantly strive to report life objectively, not as I want it to be; in the manner of a of an investigative reporter, like Greg Palast. I agree with T. D. Allmans's concept of the importance of not only getting the facts right, but also getting the meaning of the events right. I have lived/studied overseas, active in sporting events like beer pong, extreme eating, and bungie motocross. I also like to reenact future events and am writing a novelization of the “Chronicles of Narnia” films which I hope to sell to Double Day or Regnery. I live in a community of poets, artists, drunkards, imbeciles, and NIMBY yuppies.

I want a woman that values truth rather than points of view and “fucking liberals” no matter how fucking liberal they are. I want her to be committed to staying in shape, even if I don't, and is also caring and loving. I want to travel together, to the grocery store, to car dealerships, to the Winter X Games, to France, and new places around the world. I want you to want me inside of you. Deep inside. Very deep. Inside. Of you. Deep. Also a polyamorous relationship would be cool too. I like variety.