Agnostic GenX Sexilicious Selfish Waspy American “Fucking Liberal”
Thanks, Amanda, to the wonderful heads-up to this joker (permalink) who wants to get deep inside a very special group of ladies.Agnostic GenX Sexilicious Selfish Waspy American “Fucking Liberal”
6'1" eyes of brown, short brown hair. No beard. Currently smoking.
I prize fairness and accuracy above all. I constantly strive to report life objectively, not as I want it to be; in the manner of a of an investigative reporter, like Greg Palast. I agree with T. D. Allmans's concept of the importance of not only getting the facts right, but also getting the meaning of the events right. I have lived/studied overseas, active in sporting events like beer pong, extreme eating, and bungie motocross. I also like to reenact future events and am writing a novelization of the “Chronicles of Narnia” films which I hope to sell to Double Day or Regnery. I live in a community of poets, artists, drunkards, imbeciles, and NIMBY yuppies.
I want a woman that values truth rather than points of view and “fucking liberals” no matter how fucking liberal they are. I want her to be committed to staying in shape, even if I don't, and is also caring and loving. I want to travel together, to the grocery store, to car dealerships, to the Winter X Games, to France, and new places around the world. I want you to want me inside of you. Deep inside. Very deep. Inside. Of you. Deep. Also a polyamorous relationship would be cool too. I like variety.
posted by Champion Hand Washer at 6:04 PM
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That big fat snake sounds DE-LICIOUS indeed! Stop wasting your time and come to the other side. In your heart, you know you'll get there eventually.
More pics please
XOXOXO
8:32 PM
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9:02 PM
crackawhore: Don't you think that blog is going a little too far?
Originally Championhandwasher admitted that he needed to "push back" but acknowledged a voice of reason - fine, done, water under the bridge, the end? Apparently not.
What I see developing is a little more then a push - it is a malicious bordering on psychotic attack.
Why has it resulted in this? Does it bring a satisfied smile to your face attacking a person like so? Taking intimate knowledge, and even secrets, and going straight for the jugular?
For a moment I thought everyone was going to take the high road - and just let it be. I'm surprised that after all has been said and done, there's still some people out there hungry for blood and filled with spite.
9:28 PM
crackawhore: Yes, Sarah is my real name. What is yours?
The girl's a celeb, no? Isn't parodyin' order?
What you created was not something out of parody - it was something out of pure malice. It was your desire to cause pain and distress to someone, and you did it quite efficiently.
Are you patting yourself on the back? "Hahaha... foolish Americans with their thin skin."
Perhaps you have never conceived or understood the notion that words can hurt. I know how it feels to be attacked with someone’s words ... You literally just want to crawl into a hole and die. You chastise yourself for letting someone [who doesn’t even know you] get to you – but sometimes these words cut, like a glass splinter working its way into your heart. You ponder irrational ways to make the pain stop and it all still feels hopeless.
The encouraging words of friends to "just let it go" unfortunately doesn't help. We are all programmed to defend ourselves and to simply ignore an attack requires, at times, an almost inhuman trait.
I’m not saying that people should tip-toe… Criticise! Many people have and many people will. However it appears that was not enough for you. You were not merely jerking someone’s chain and for you to dismiss it as so only begs the question: what would you consider spiteful? What appears to be indifference by you, I see as malevolence in its ugliest form.
“Silly Sarah – she wants me to feel bad! I would never feel bad! I'm just anotha nut from down unda.”
I wouldn’t be commenting if I didn’t feel there was a purpose. The only goal that I seek is for you to empathise with those you’ve hurt with your “parody.” A goal that I’m pessimistic will be realised.
11:01 AM
Champtionhandwasher: I won't clutter your comment section addressing crackawhore anymore.
11:02 AM
"I also like to reenact future events...."
I do too!
My best one yet involved Ms. A. Coulter and Ms. M. Malkin in a liberal fuck-fest.
What?
It could happen!
12:23 PM
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