Just me having fun with the sad sacks of craigslist M4W in Washington, DC.

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Cool open-minded guy looking for curvy girls with nice skin

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again (permalink).

I am a cool open-minded guy originally from Michigan. I am interested in meeting curvy girls with nice skin. I live in Adams Morgan. I work in the legal industry and my neighbors would say I’m a quiet loner who generally “keeps to himself.” I am looking for attractive girls with sexy womanly curves to meet. I like women who aren’t very vocal, are compliant, and give in easily. I am very attracted to curvy attractive girls with nice skin. I am 6 ft tall and have an average build. I like curvy women with nice skin that don’t have a lot of friends or family that would miss them if they didn’t get in touch for a day or two. My ideal curvy girl with nice skin will remember to rub the lotion on her skin (or else she’ll get the hose). Unfortunately, I am not open to any race. I prefer white, but not too white. So if there are any curvy women out there with nice skin, please respond. P.S . nice skin and curvy is essential to the completion of my female-skin “suit.”

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

This was so funny! I can't stop laughing!

4:27 PM

 

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