My tongue is DRY, And I'm out of Gatorade®

Here's to you, Mr. All-You-Can-Eat-Crotch-Buffet (permalink). Could he really be in search of the elusive vag potato?

hey you lovely lovely ladies in wdc. if anybody wants hang out with a guy, who doesn't understand grammar and proper punctuation: also doesn't use proper capitalisation; and writes some words in the english way rather than the american way. also to get involved with a man who likes to make motorboat noises when you are straddling my face. the programme is this: the recitation of the alphabet when my tongue is sticking out when the sushi buffet is open, sorry to be so blunt about it; sushi! sushi! sushi! albacore and eel, why don't you sit on my face and give me a meal? you won't regret it. no freaks.

He gets letters:

"I love you Mr. Banana Hammock!"

"your posts are hilarious - I hope you find someone that appreciates that"