No Longer “Psycho-Friendly”
Sometimes my inspiration for these posts comes from life off the internet. Scary thought, huh? I don't want to point fingers or anything, but for those of you very close to me I'll give you all of the juicy details on my sooper secret blog...This boy would love to find a nice girl who has a positive outlook on life, is smart and snarky, attractive, is a good conversationalist, and who shares similar interests with me. A girl who is maybe into art, but if she isn't, is polite enough to feign interest rather than proclaim the subject “fucking boring” since I spent 6 years of undergrad and graduate work on the subject. A girl who is a liberal, but if not, has the intellectual capacity to defend her point of view rather than relying on such pejoratives as “fucking liberals” and other conversation enders. A girl who maybe finds Drew Barrymore as adorable as I do, but if she doesn't, isn't convinced I'm having an affair with her friend who does find Drew adorable. A girl who doesn't blog, but if she does, isn't obsessive about her site statistics, who's visiting, and doesn't construct paranoid delusions about why they are visiting. A girl who possesses an emotional quotient and intellectual maturity befitting her age. A girl who has a firm grip on reality. Relatively drama-free would be nice. Could you be her?
Labels: bloggers, crazy chicks, dating
posted by Champion Hand Washer at 10:35 AM
26 Comments:
What a pathetic post from yet another pathetic Craigslist guy...
oh, wait, my bad.
1:58 PM
Ick. That is all I can say about you. Oh wait, I do want to thank you for diclosing your insanity so soon after meeting V. If it had come later down the road, that's when you would have been meeting this friend of hers, courtesy of a well-deserved ass whoopin. Have a beautiful day.
4:03 PM
You cruel Velvet sychophants with your mean comments have really cut me to the core...oh wait, that was just gas.
6:01 PM
You people are very weird. And by people I mean "diet coke of evil." There's a great big world out there waiting to be discovered (just in case you didn't know).
7:21 PM
Kayla, darling, I don't know you or where you fit into any of this, so quite frankly would doubtfully waste any of my posts on you. Sorry to disappoint, but my comment was for the author of this blog, not for you.
By the way, it's not "disciples" it's "friends." You should try them on for size sometime.
7:34 PM
law-rah,
Thanks for clarifying things. I didn't understand your previous post, I assume an ukase from the grand dame brought you here. But, damn, you have really hot cartoon legs. Wanna fuck?
Craig.
8:15 PM
WOW! Drama galore.
I'm not party to the whole story behind this, so I'm not going to pretend I know everything. However, imo, wouldn't your time be better spent looking for this "nice girl" instead of posting an obviously tongue-in-cheek cheap shot at an individual.
Since it's blatantly clear that you have a chip on your shoulder about "this person" I would suggest either approaching it in an adult fashion and working it out, or perhaps just letting it go and moving on.
I am just a commenter. I realize, more often then not, comments that are not in line with the authors thoughts are usually ignored or dismissed, but from your profile picture, it appears you are an adult. As an adult I hope you have the integrity to not make a sheepish post like "I want a girl that is nothing like you!" Good luck.
8:54 PM
You're hot!!!! You could almost be gay, I'd love you to sit on my face.
9:06 PM
Thank you Sara, for the voice of reason. I get shoved, I push back. It isn't very adult, but it is what I did. Or felt like I had to do.
9:09 PM
“Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving.”
In my opinion, I think you should be more concerned with moving forward in your life, with character and with integrity - as opposed to "pushing back". Character should be what you see when you look in the mirror in the morning.
One often feels as though they should "push back" because of an affront on their reputation. But remember, reputation is only what people think of you, and that shouldn't matter. It's what you see in the mirror that matters.
The high road isn't often the easy road!
9:34 PM
I like what this Sarah says, she is very intelligent. Still, I would rather you lick my balls.
9:38 PM
This is just way too much drama, and a blog war isn't the way to resolve your differences... and over what? All I see is a miscommunication gone awry. No one cheated, no one hit each other - this is not the way.
11:37 PM
Obviously you weren't man enough to handle her, because you had her. Maybe you should look at yourself first because you don't want to bite off more than you can chew...because you could choke-which you did.
Grow up.
9:42 AM
Honey, you know I love you AND this is absurd. They taught us to use the conjunction AND instead of BUT in mediation training. Wait, were you a model? You are striking looking.
11:17 AM
Ok, Kayla, do you do chicks? Your Donna Martin Graduates comment makes you totally doable. Just saying.
+m
2:38 PM
".....such pejoratives as “fucking liberals”....."
Great Mary Jo Kopechne quote. Whether the word 'fucking' is meant as an adjective or a verb.
Verb: before the bridge
Adjective: at the bridge
3:10 PM
No joke, I LOVE the little yellow and brown body hugging number on you. Can you put up more pix like that? You're my wallpaper of the week.
7:30 PM
Your blog sucks ass.
2:48 PM
I love you Jenna. Though you're fat and have way too much time on your hands, I love you!
5:28 PM
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8:56 PM
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8:57 PM
The Phantom left this comment on V's message board. It was deleted and the Phantom banned. Seems like it is critical of both of us, but V cannot abide any dissent on her blog. I think that is what Kayla meant by the disciples of Velvet.
"Ahhhh, too funny. The pot and the kettle in a grudgematch of WWW heavyweight proportions. Sure you two don't want your own reality show with guest appearances by the incomparible Drew Barrymore?
Btw, how different is it to obsessively check on blog stats to see who's lurking (or maybe your just checking for vanity purposes), and then write code to control the traffic? Seems a bit self-indulgent, to quote Simon. Isn't that reverse lurking? heh.
Doth not the voyeur compliment the exhibitionist, who nine times out of ten looks over her shoulder to see who's looking? Just a thought."
6:07 PM
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8:20 PM
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10:53 AM
HEE! Very amusing drama going on around here. Gotta love dating. Whew!
10:21 PM
OSS-
You don't even know that half of it. I think I'm off dating. Well, off dating Greeks...
6:00 PM
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