Upfront about “it”

I'm a smert Republican looking for a nice girl to have romantic sex. Oh yes, please also have a "collage" degree... (permalink).

I’m 37 and a straight WM looking for a 25 to 35 white woman, fun partner extraordinaire. A collage degree required. A decoupage degree preferred. Bonus if you can macramé me a pair of pants. I like to do movies, museums, concerts, and binge drink on weekends. Smokers welcome. My body is NOT a temple. It’s more like a Motel 6.

I like to have romantic sex, I like to fuck, I like to have quickies behind dumpsters in alleys or in Rock Creek Park, but only with liberated disease-free gals. I certainly don’t hop around, but if you ask I might. Are we roll-playing? My safe word will be “OUCH!” No bend-over-boyfriend for me though. I’m a MAN! Not a Catholic choirboy or a “fag” or lesbian or a woman or a Republican.

I’m just a strong liberal and upfront. If this offends you so sorry. I also love the environment, camping, bleeding heart causes, rights for all (including “fags”), the French and I love to travel, I’m looking for a smart, nice gal with a wild side that I can get to know and have some fun with. I travel a lot every week for work purposes (I work in Falls Church) and live in DC.

So if you want to hang with a crazy bleeding heart liberal, give me a ring.

Also I think about working out at DC gym three times a week and frequently imagine myself in good shape. 6’1, brown hair and eyes.

He gets letters from the clueless:

"Was that photoshop a joke? I really hope it was."