My 300th Washington, DC Craigslist M4W Ad!

My 300th Washington, DC Craigslist M4W Ad!

It’s true. This is my 300th Washington, DC Craigslist M4W ad. Astounding, no? I’ve been thinking very long and hard about what to write in this ad. The sexy Italian/Fitness/Coach/Model? I’ve done him before. The 8” cock with a trust fund? Too easy. Commentary or Personal add, you choose. Vol III - 35? I did him yesterday. And he’s long. And boring. And it’s “ad” not “add” buddy. Hopefully I won’t be boring.

I began to think of all of the Craigslist dates that I’ve been out on over the last year. Some were good. Some were not so good. Some were one or two dates. Some were short relationships. Some were short relationships that ended up in family court. And no dear, you cannot get a restraining order because I dumped you and didn’t want to work things out. I’ve made some great friends (and apparently one enemy).

One these friends said I should shout out a happy Tisha B’Av to all of the wonderful jewlicious ladies of Craigslist. She claims it’s a holiday where the ladies wear white, sans brassiere and panties, and jump into a pool. I thought, “What a wonderful religion…Men get to watch right? I’m converting.” That was until another these friend said that the holiday commemorates all the horrible things that have happened to the Jews over the years...starting with the destruction of the Temple. And you have to fast. So I’m just going to keep on worshipping television.

So I am thinking, maybe for this ad I’ll write a real ad about myself. One-time only though. Ok, hmmm, fiction is sooo much easier than the truth……...

I’m 37, look a bit younger than that, act much younger than that. I like all sorts of music. I read a lot. I like to be outside when the weather isn’t oppressively hot. I used to be good about exercise but my new job has left me a little too busy to find time to go to the gym. I’m a Gemini, if that matters. I’m a little of 6’ (which I think matters to the CL females). I’m a soft 166lbs. I have a grad degree in art history. I used to do economic policy work, now I am running the marketing shop of a local firm. I’m fraught with ambivalence on a variety of topics, including where to eat, what to eat, and what movie to see, etc. I still have my hair. My sister has married 3 different guys named Jason (no kidding). I’m a bit of a homebody. I’m more of a dress-down person, but I can dress up when need to be. I’ve been house broken by a couple of females already so there won’t be much training involved. I’m not quick to anger. I am also kind of picky about weird stuff. I really don’t have a type of woman I’m attracted to, but if forced to come up with a type I’d probably say short, shortish hair, thin to regular, unconventional beauties. I guess I do sound kind of boring. Oh well…

Here’s a picture of me all dressed up. The arms of my shirt aren’t ripped off to accommodate my rippling biceps, but don’t I look like quite the businessman?

Mr. BH