SWM seeks meek and mild doormat with an accent or a “lady”

Just a couple guys looking for non-American women (permalink) or Asians only (permalink). Probably the same guy...

Hi “ladies” my name is Mr. “BananaHammock,” 37&single. I just moved here from the
mid-west about 10 years ago and I am looking for a pushover foreigner with poor English skills and a submissive outlook: a “lady” and I did say "lady" to be my house frau.

If you are “Asian,” “European (but not German--they can be real pushy),” “Middle Eastern,” or “Canadian,” etc., be anything but “American” and we will hit it off splendidly. I treat “ladies” exceptionally well. I will define the word “lady.” A “lady” is NOT a whiny, complaining, overweight “American” woman. A “lady” is “lady-like” and “poised,” no hobbies or interest that don’t involve me as the subject of your hobby or interest, because that would make you interested in things other than me, which is of course “unpoised” and “unlady-like.” A “lady” knows how to leave me “replete” with “sensuosity.” A “lady” also talks only when spoken to because a “lady” doesn’t have her own opinions. A “lady” with opinions isn’t a “lady” because I have all the opinions she needs. Females with too many opinions and too much to say about too many topics (“unladies”) are obviously not thinking enough about me and you will fit into the overweight, whiny, complaining, American woman category, basically meaning that you are not a “lady” but rather a whiny, complaining, overweight American and I simply am not interested. An “unlady” is what you are. No body piercings or tattoos (unless tribal as a result of your upbringing outside of America), no fat, no raised in America, no brains, no drama, no opinions. American women are like that and American men don't like that. Trust me. What? Would I lie? I better not be hearing an opinion…..

He gets letters:

"U are funny – so serious"

" You rule dude! If you find her, and she has a sister who needs citizenship, lemme know."

"I am a lady from a mixed middle easter and east africa where one civilization existed for a long time the land of Aida. However, in simple words, am in a good shape and exercise often about 5 times if not more for a short time, i love to cook and eat healthy. I like normal guy with not too much opinions and complains all the time, in short not a negative person. Height is important if you are less than 5'6'' you might be intimated, as am 5'10''..

well, what you have said needs more explanation, i kind of got what you need to say but it was a bit confusing, why.. i see you were a bit extreme on some type of women and maybe your experience reflects on what you have said. All is good for now... hit me with e-mail …if i appeal to you a reasonable person .. let's see if we can connect or not...

I will attached pic, when you want me too..

take care i would expect you will receive many junks e-mail from women who heat what you have said...enjoy....."