My Ideal Woman

His ideal woman encompases about 90% of the female population in DC (permalink). Good luck fella...

I'm not going to waste a lot of time sitting here telling you why I don't really need to post this post. I really don't. I meet plenty of women in real life and I don't really need the help of this craigslist ad to find women. OK, so I basically thought I'd post here with the possibility of meeting the woman I am looking for and hope she is reading craigslist as well.

The person I am looking for:
I prefer women with hair. I have never had a successful relationships with women that don't have hair. Blond, brown, redhead: it doesn't matter. I prefer white women and between 28 and 26. I like teeny/petite women. I like normal-sized women. I like women who work out and have a figure. I prefer women who wear B-cups. My most successful relationships were with B-cups. 34-B's to be precise, but the diameter around your chest shouldn't make any difference. I like smart girls. Smart girls don't like me. I prefer girls named Allison, Sara, or Kirsten. I don't seem to get along with woman with weird, made-up names like Shasta, LaSpecial, or Judy. You should be able to walk AND chew gum. At the same time. I prefer attractive women with nice figures, but they don't seem to like me much either. I also want to find a woman with a hot mother. This tells me a lot about how good they are going to look later on.

About me:
I am from Michigan. Stand about 6'1'', brown hair, brown eyes, 168lbs. Not sure why I came to DC. Very new to the area and never posted on craigslist before. Ever. Never ever. Many of my previous girlfriends said that I made them feel “safe” so I am sure that will scare away most of you women. I am a social guy and will talk to anyone about anything anywhere. I can even be social during sex. I might say, “How 'bout them Redskins!” or “do you think Patrick Swayze was better in Red Dawn or Roadhouse?” Maybe we could discuss whether or not the theoretical questioning of traditional terminological frameworks in deconstructivism are deeply entwined with radical reconfigurations of Western concepts of nature, body, and sex while doin' it. Or I could just grunt and give you my cum-face.

Its unlikely I will find my perfect girl on here but if you fit the bill for the most part I think it's worth a shot.