Expert Chicken Sexer ready for change: business/life associate sought!

Paging Dr. Crazy...to the ER, STAT...(permalink)

I command that you STOP and take a few seconds to ruminate this missive and cogitate on whether or not YOU know if you have the excellence of character to be a life-associate to this former expert chicken sexer, 2-time winner of the Japanese Chicken Vent Sexing Championship / about to launch into something exceptionally entrepreneurial and fun too...

don't just sit on the sidelines, JUMP right in...

A swm, CAN-DO MAN WITH AN UNCUCKOO PLAN ... RIGHT HERE IN DC...ALSO. Just read on, my bedrock values and BELIEFS involve having fun engaging entrepreneuristically and not only for the revenue, but the fun, as well as the revenue and fun. I am looking for an attractive and thin female, blessed with intelligenceness, and NOT caught by post-natalist encumbrances, who is really ambitious and entrepreneurally inclined, but ambitious for monetary fulfillment and FUN.

I would like to have a business and a romance ASSOCIATE: all wrapped up into one...sort of like sleeping with your cube-mate! :) One thing that chicken sexing has taught me is that the external appearance of baby chickens can fall into as many as 15 basic patterns. Also, that I am serious about entrepreneurship in specialized fields where fun and profit are TANTAMOUNT. I am looking for this special somebody, YES USING CRAIGSLIST, for an associate NON crime NON NON romance... I am entrepreneurial as well as educated in CHICKEN SEXING-SCIENCES...and have previous experience and expertise in entrepreneurismness.

PLEASE be open yourself to the POSSIBILITY of a WIN:WIN situation...DAZZLE me your capacity to be an ASSOCIATE. I thank you for your speedy response to this once-in-a-lifetime offer. Your response should be replete with honesty and detail at great length your reasons for answering and more about yourself. Yes, conversating on truthfulance and honestment IS key and this might indicate where this proceeds OR not.. I am genuinely hoping that Craig sends me someone who is as smart and entrepreneurialistically inclined as I am.