Just me having fun with the sad sacks of craigslist M4W in Washington, DC.

Monday, May 29, 2006

Literate seeks Literate for Sensual, Tantric, Oily Massage

Memorial Day combo special. This guy repeatedly posts about wanting to rub women sensually (permalink). This other guy is clearly not 40 (permalink).

I have several choices of oil (lavender, Bergaamot Mint, and Myrtle Lemon), incense that while inspire high levels of eroticity, and Ray Best's “Celestial Touch” CD. I have edible body dusts that I can lick off you wearing my dentures or not. Your choice. I have arousal balms for your nipples and genitals. I have a box of Franzia chilling in the fridge if you desire adult libations. Please be literate, attractive, and thin. I am for real. “Boundaries” is my middle name. Actually it is Matthew but I can bring you high levels of arousal while still respecting any boundaries you might have. Please don't have many boundaries.

I have references you can call. Yes the pic is me. I have others that I can trade. I have one where I am wearing a thong. You must also have pics. I am highly selective with regard to who I choose to rub in an erotic manner. We must also talk on the phone before meeting so I know you aren't a guy. I don't want to rub down a guy. It's against nature.

You decide what you want massaged. Buttocks, Boobs, Genitals, Boobs, Genitals, almost anywhere you like. All you have to do is ask. You can ask for anything. I respect boundaries and I will stop rubbing you somewhere if you don't want me to rub that place. I am very easy to talk to though my hearing is poor.

I am free today until 4:00PM. I don't do this with just anyone. You must be literate, attractive, and thin. If you are married or in a relationship I understand. I can be descrete if you want me to be discrete. “Discrete” is my middle name. Talk to you soon.

Must be literate, attractive and thin.

We can do an early bird dinner after the massage. I'll have you home by 6:00PM.

Mr. BH

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