in Adams Morgan 73 inches average thick Michigan fella .. whenever

Come and get fucking in Leesburg by this really short dude (permalink).

come drink with this Michigan fella and maybe I’ll make you dinner or something good ladies and maybe we can do “it”.......tall, smells ok, whenever!!!!
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Once you go mitten, you're forever smitten

Dinner on me?

Dinner on me! (permalink).

I made a very nice chunk of change this morning selling egg cartons decorated with glitter and various colored pipe cleaners on eBay (I make them at home in the evening). I'm looking to celebrate my newly-earned fortune with someone special by treating some lucky lady to drinks and a spaghetti dinner at some point in the not-too-distant future or you can come over to my house and watch a DVD and I’ll make you a spaghetti dinner.

I'm 6’0”, 170 lbs, and I like to think that with me there is possibly no room for improvement...You will probably have a hard time keeping your hands to yourself even without alcohol. Don’t worry, I won’t play too hard to get. I’ll even respect you afterward.

All I ask is that you be super hot, respond with a pic, and be ready to have sex with me. Like I said, don’t worry, I won’t play too hard to get. I’ll even respect you afterward.

I'm choosing who I'm treating, and no, I am not 2.

ONE ARM AWAITING TO EMBRACE HEAVEN !

What in god's name is his title supposed to mean, anyway (permalink)?

With my other arm I am practicing mime!!!I I'm trapped in a box! Now I'm walking against the wind!!!!! Now I'm climbing a rope ladder, though now I need both arms for this mime. About me other than my impressive mime skills? I am very passionate and love life. Being originally from Michigan, I've been known to wear flannel. I am still learning about women everyday. Did you know that women you've just met didn't like it when you groped their breasts in public? I didn't...until last night that is. Ouch! That sure hurt. Like most men, I have room for growth. Currently I am composing a toccata for the jew's harp, designing toile with scenes from the marriage of Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey, and I just finished a book called, "How to be an Adult in Relationships" written by this guy David Richo. I've been practicing "letting go of ego" which he recommends, and frankly, is probably a useful skill to have for a guy looking for a woman. I am 6'1" and 170 lbs of pure fella and looking for women of all age groups as long as those groups are younger than me. To be fair, you've seen mine, please show me yours!