What the feck

Or what the heck.

Has your social life has fallen into a rut and you need help climbing out? I’m looking for a professional, fit, attractive and intelligent women that can pull several G’s. I don’t know if I’ve ever been mistaken for a metrosexual, but I have been for gay. Women actually think they’re safe going home with me...HA! HA! Actually, I tend to surprise most women if they tend to judge books by their respective covers. Not sure what to expect from CL but nothing ventured, nothing gained.

Thanks for lookin’

p.s. In addition to an X-Wing fighter, I also have FUR SHOES and several TOWELS.

Super Freaky Girls Only

Boys and their toys...

High-performance women only. Women who can pull many G's only. Limited time only.



He gets letters:

"Adams Morgan Mocker of Bad Ads Dude - YOU ROCK! The dorky government drone ID necklace is the best part!!"

"So what is that thing in your driveway? Any way that could involve kinky sex? Just kidding...sort of. I'm 25, also live near Adams Morgan. Might be up for discussing the possibilities."

X-Wing Fighter Pilot, Space Trekker, Loves Snark + Tall and Pasty

Can your Ducati outrun my X-Wing? We'll see...

Several years ago I went to battle with Darth Vader and the Death Star. Total dude ranch! Princess Leia gave me a medal at the Rebel Alliance HQ and I told her just that. Then I went to Mardi Gras in New Orleans. Incredible food and what a party. And boobs! I love boobs.



My passion is traveling, though right now the Euro is too strong and going to hold off on Europe.

Been to Tatooine? I'd like to use that as a base camp for a few days and x-wing out to the Ewok village on Endor and to Cloud City on Bespin.

I enjoy flying my X-Wing. It's loud, fast and fun.

Very easy for me to get people to laugh. Life is too short not too.

Into all kinds of food. Pretty good at grilling on my BBQ. I like: Vietnamese, Chinese, French, Italian you name it. Like Sushi, including Smoke Eel.

My baggage is carry on.

Looking to meet a SWF who is: Fun, Thin & in Shape, Likes to laugh & more.

Please send a photo when saying hello to me.

Enjoy your day.