What the feck

Or what the heck.

Has your social life has fallen into a rut and you need help climbing out? I’m looking for a professional, fit, attractive and intelligent women that can pull several G’s. I don’t know if I’ve ever been mistaken for a metrosexual, but I have been for gay. Women actually think they’re safe going home with me...HA! HA! Actually, I tend to surprise most women if they tend to judge books by their respective covers. Not sure what to expect from CL but nothing ventured, nothing gained.

Thanks for lookin’

p.s. In addition to an X-Wing fighter, I also have FUR SHOES and several TOWELS.