Super Freaky Girls Only

Boys and their toys...

High-performance women only. Women who can pull many G's only. Limited time only.



He gets letters:

"Adams Morgan Mocker of Bad Ads Dude - YOU ROCK! The dorky government drone ID necklace is the best part!!"

"So what is that thing in your driveway? Any way that could involve kinky sex? Just kidding...sort of. I'm 25, also live near Adams Morgan. Might be up for discussing the possibilities."