Jazz Fans

Ok, so I mostly stole this from a great Kids in the Hall skit. But it was a funny skit. And it was a response to this guy looking for Jazz Fans. And I was bored and uninspiried to write my own crap. Oh, and I really do like Jazz.

One thing I hear a lot is, people say, "Mr. Banana Hammock, what's this with you and Jazz? What's the beef with you and Jazz music?"

I say, "Well, I really hate Jazz."

They say, "What do you hate about poor old Jazz?"

I say, "The sound. The sound that Jazz instruments make when they're being manipulated by Jazz players to the delight of Jazz enthusiasts. I think of it as musical barf."

They say, "I don't think you've given Jazz a chance."

Well, I maintain, I haven't given dating fat chicks, but. . .Well, I did give dating fat chicks a chance, but that was only because I was threatened with Jazz.