I want to kiss you

Yuck...

I want to kiss you. I want to cup your butt with my hands. I want to press my body against yours. I want to dance my tongue across your lips before slipping it into one of your nostrils. I want my tongue to spend fleeting moments touching yours, moving over your cheeks and into your ears. Then maybe I'll want to lick your forehead and drool in your hair. Then I'll scuff my feet against a rug and then touch the back of your neck becuase I want to feel that little static electric shock that I ALWAYS feel the moment before I kiss somebody.

He gets letters:

"hilllllllarious! i saw that first "i want to kiss you" post and rolled my eyes. some of these guys take this (and themselves) altogether too seriously. bravo and thanks for the laugh -"