Hello Mellow Fellow (Can I buy you some Jell-o™)

Friends don't let friends do drugs...

Let’s go to Popeyes, I’ll get you anything you want in the menu, even a catfish po’boy if you want but only one signature side. Then Jell-o™. There’s always room for Jell-o™. I’m medium buck wicked super sweet good looking. I’ve been at DC for a short while and decided that all of the girls that I’ve met at the bars that I’ve been too were either, dumb, not really ugly but just ok girls doing a really forced impression of a good looking girl, didn’t know how to use commas, properly, like me, couldn’t match my intellectualismness, or had boyfriends.

As for me, I’m wicked handsome if you think medium + handsome = wicked handsome, and too too funny. And smart and well read and all the stuff women like in theory: wicked handsomeness, smartness, funniness, genorositiness foodwise, etc...

You should have your own flava. Mine’s lemon, so you can’t have that flava. It would be rad if you were single, cute, and smart. Artsy and/or fartsy would be rad as well. Here are things that I like, it would obviously be better if you liked them or have heard of them.

Favorite Albums
1. Tom Jones – Tom Jones Reloaded
2. Lloyd Cole – Music in a Foreign Language
3. William Shatner – Has Been
4. Dead Kennedy’s – Too Drunk to Fuck
5. Meat Puppets – Huevos
6. The The – Soul Mining
7. Belle & Sebastian – Dear Catastrophe Waitress
8. Barry White – The Very Best of Berry White
9. DC Starr – Rockin’ in the Classroom
10. The Exploited – Punks Not Dead

I omitted greatest hits albums so Billy Squire, The “Hair” Soundtrack and Isaac Hayes got the “Shaft.” Blammo!

My favorite books are Beautiful Losers and the Bagavadghita. I Love Marrs and Loath Alcott. Super Blammo!

My favorite movie is Embrace of the Vampire or any movie where the actress takes off her top and if I saw kickball or soccerball where you were going step I would kick it out of the way. Don’t give me a keyboard, monitor, and computer.



He gets letters:

"As my favorite 3 year old would say, 'you are cracking my head off'."