Just me having fun with the sad sacks of craigslist M4W in Washington, DC.

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

turbo lover

Oh no, not Poe! (permalink). Judas Priest anyone?

You won’t hear me, but you’ll feel me
Without warning, somethings dawning, listen.
Then within your senses,
You’ll know you’re defenseless
How your heart beats, when you run for cover
Your cant retreat I spy like no other.

Then we race together. we can ride forever
Wrapped in horsepower, driving into fury
Changing gear I pull you tighter to me

I’m your turbo lover
Tell me there’s no other
I’m your turbo lover
Better run for cover

We hold each other closer, as we shift to overdrive
And eveyrthing goes rushing by, with every nerve alive
We move so fast it seems as though we’ve taken to the sky
Love machines in harmony, we hear the engines cry.

I’m your turbo lover
Tell me there’s no other
I’m your turbo lover
Better run for cover

On and on we’re charging to the place so many seek
In perfect synchronicity of which so many speak
We feel so close to heaven in this roaring heavy load
And then in sheer abandonment, we shatter and explode.

I’m your turbo lover
Tell me there’s no other
I’m your turbo lover
Better run for cover

I’m your turbo lover
Tell me there’s no other
I’m your turbo lover
Better run for cover

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Sunday, January 01, 2006

I want a girl who will stand before me naked

Or one wearing a short skirt and a loooong jacket (permalink)...

...[who] says, Drink deeply, pilgrim but don't forget there's still a woman beneath this resplendent chemise. And I'll kneel there at the delta, at the alpha and the omega, at the cradle of the river and the seas. And like a blessing come from heaven for something like a second I'll be healed and my heart will be at ease.

Ok, not the best opening for a post but does anyone really want to have anything in life that cannot by summarized by the paraphrasing of a somewhat obscure Leonard Cohen song that seems to be in some respects about the restorative powers of cunnilingus?? My face on your crotch?? It is a great look though. : )

Anyway, to the point of my post…
The “short skirt and a loooong jacket” guy posts the same post so frequently, I figured he must be raking in the chicks. And then I figured he must have stumbled upon a winning formula, so here goes...

I am a swm, professional, educated (only grad degrees) have lived in the area for a while but at times feel like I've been living here all my life. Snarky, somewhat gooey, dark hair, brown eyes, not a gym rat by a long shot, although yesterday lost 5lbs as the result of stomach flu. I'm well read and love to travel, jaded and bitter, and deadly serious. And for you ladies that like guys that are “bad,” I'm bad. And dangerous. Professionally, I am beginning to hate my new job.

So that is me… what about you? Ideally, you would be attractive, intelligent, height / weight proportionate, outgoing and love to laugh, read and travel. Oh psychos, commitment-phobes, and the depressed find me almost irresistable.

Uncertain if anyone other than guys frequent this site but should you be of the female variety of guy and if you share an appreciation of any of the above, please drop me a line.

Please send a pic of yourself or some “barely legal” porn chick. This seems fair as attraction is important (just being honest) and sometimes fantasy is better than reality. Bonus points if you really are a “barely legal” porn model.

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