Just me having fun with the sad sacks of craigslist M4W in Washington, DC.

Sunday, February 04, 2007

36 Hours To Find My Mate


I'm sure this one will be flagged by the cl community....

Many women feel as though ED is somehow their fault. It is. Your body continues to go through many changes as you reach midlife, possibly causing you to face some sexual dysfunction. Problems with sexual desire, arousal, orgasm, and sexual pain (dyspareunia) may all occur owing to hormonal and other changes at menopause. Surgical procedures in the pelvic area can also affect the nerves and blood vessels leading to the vagina and hinder sensation for arousal. Vaginal dryness is a typical concern of many women after menopause. Also, unlike men, you grow much uglier with age. That is why I've just taken a CIALIS®. I would prefer a much younger woman with which to have intercourse considering all of the above, but will be able to successfully mate with an older, unattractive woman for up to 36 hours provided you bring enough lubricants.

Perhaps afterward we can relax and hold hands in adjoining clawfoot tubs in a meadow or take a nice walk through a vineyard.

He gets letters:

"You might want to try the six flags bus."

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Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Attractive, athletic SWM seeks Sexy younger lady with awesome buttocks


Ick. This guy wants you to be as old as his mom and for both of you to find the worship of your older mom boobs kinky. Ick. (permalink).

Hello, How are you ? Thanks for reading.


I'm looking for a sexy younger lady with nice firm buttocks. I love to watch as you bend over in a short skirt and ogle your young firm buttocks snuggled in silky underpants. I draw down your silky underpants with my hands or teeth or feet or something. Your buttocks are firm as I grasp them in my manly man-hands. I knead your buttocks. Look at me, I’m making bread! I then slap your buttocks as I wound a pair of bongos. I’m playing “Black Magic Woman” by Carlos Santana on your young firm buttocks! You love your buttocks to be kneaded and played like bongos. You may be young and that my playing your buttocks like bongos turns you on in a kinky way. You can't wait to get undressed in front of me to show me your young firm buttocks
You have fantasies about letting me knead and slap your buttocks. I am an attractive, 6'tall SWM in Adams Morgan.

Helpful questionnaire to forward to me pertaining your young firm buttocks and my possibly kneading and playing your young firm buttocks like a bongo…

Hi! I have


I would like you to


and I want to meet you


So that you can


And of course you have to copy and paste this into your email.

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