36 Hours To Find My Mate

I'm sure this one will be flagged by the cl community....

Many women feel as though ED is somehow their fault. It is. Your body continues to go through many changes as you reach midlife, possibly causing you to face some sexual dysfunction. Problems with sexual desire, arousal, orgasm, and sexual pain (dyspareunia) may all occur owing to hormonal and other changes at menopause. Surgical procedures in the pelvic area can also affect the nerves and blood vessels leading to the vagina and hinder sensation for arousal. Vaginal dryness is a typical concern of many women after menopause. Also, unlike men, you grow much uglier with age. That is why I've just taken a CIALIS®. I would prefer a much younger woman with which to have intercourse considering all of the above, but will be able to successfully mate with an older, unattractive woman for up to 36 hours provided you bring enough lubricants.

Perhaps afterward we can relax and hold hands in adjoining clawfoot tubs in a meadow or take a nice walk through a vineyard.

He gets letters:

"You might want to try the six flags bus."