I think what I think. I hate you all. I hate you all. Including me...

Liberal? Not overeducated enough? Like short dudes? Call me (permalink).

From the title of this post, some would say I’ve seen the movie Zardoz one to many times, but I think I haven’t seen the movie Zardoz enough. Does that make sense? If it does to you, we should talk. If you think there's no such thing as being too gassy, either, we should definitely talk. If you think the movie Zardoz is the greatest movie ever, as well as that Sean Connery is the source of all contemporary wisdom, we should just go ahead and move in together: maybe we should do “it” first. Bonus points if you know the reference in the title! It’s from Zardoz!

Now for my awe-inspiring, jaw-dropping, Zardoz-like, flavoriscious stats: single white guy, 6'1, squishy 170, dark hair & eyes. I have hair. I'm looking a woman with assorted qualities of which I’m not actually certain. Interested? Don't bother spamming me--I won't fall for it! And as Zardoz said, “The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!”

Women are just plain superdooperficial

Wow. Bitterness. How's that workin' for you? (permalink).

You cannot disagree with me because it is the truth. Look it up. Women are just plain superdooperficial. I am not the greatest looking guy in the world but I am probably second best. I am a real catch. Intelligent, tall, and fast. I can run circles around you. Literally. You will take one look at me and imagine what it is like being with me. My icy stare will make your uterus will ache. Your parents will love me. More than you probably. You will desire my man-love raining down on you. Too bad you cannot have me. I value beauty inside as well.