Erotic Ouija

Weirdo (permalink).

There's just something so erotic about Ouija isn't there? Your fingers are placed on a planchette which then moves about a board covered with numbers, letters and symbols so as to spell out messages. So what if Ouija is a trademark for a talking board currently sold by Parker Brothers? All I can remember is that Tawny Kitaen was hot in "Witchboard."

I'm a very attractive, very fit, intelligent, educated guy in my mid-30s who'd love to make contact with attractive Tawny Kitaen-type girls whose interest may be peaked by this post and are willing talk about Ouija or similar fantasies. Come on . . . I know you're intrigued. Ouiga. Yes. No. y-o-u w-e-a-r s-e-x-y u-n-d-e-r-p-a-n-t-s. U-n-c-l-e R-o-n l-i-k-e-s s-o-u-p. M-y p-e-n-i-s i-s s-m-a-l-l. Pics available to trade.

FORMER ART HISTORIAN LOOKING TO HAVE FUN WITH BITCHES

A friend sent along a post from a former Marine that I has apparently been retired by the craigslist community for good reason. Nobody should be comparing their body parts to bottles of Gatorade® that measure less than 64 oz. (permalink)...

What's up bitches?!!! A friend of met some hot bitches on here so I'm giving it a shot. I'm 6 foot 1, 170 pounds, in ok shape, like stacking cheese, bling bling, and of course, bitches. Note the size of my foot compared to a 64 oz bottle of Gatorade® Berry Rain. You can only imagine the size of my shoes!!

He gets letters:

"You crack me up. I loved the Valentines Bitches title. I'm too old, so please don't torment me with a picture of your other foot, but I am curious about how many responses you get. Hard to believe you're still available."

"YOU ARE SO FUNNY What a "sexy sock" you have! LOL (Just please don't call me "Bitch" OK?) As I was very married when I had my only child, 23 years ago!!!(AND REALLY most chicks don't like being called THAT name, OK?)SO.................that being said, I am a cute/pretty in my own way, 51 year old DWPF. I am a Fine Artist as well! And a published poet! I own my own Condo in Reston VA and have one "roomie;" my kitty kat, "Osacr!" (Who REALLY owns it!) Rotten boy that he is! My only child, is a man,now and serving in the US of A Navy! He is very smart,and very handsome! He is now stationed in CA,and I hope he gets to Hollywood sometime to Act! (He is way cute!)Well, I NEED me a "Muse!" Could you be mine??????"