Naughty Passive-Aggressive Marketer Seeks Horny Lawyer to Run My Life

Because I need to be kept in the style to which I am accustomed (and I am lazy)...

I've met several lawyers and they all seem to have the same things in common: they are assertive. I’m an easy-going male that would pair off well with a woman in charge of her own life, lawyer, or other such wealthy professional. I'm supportive, considerate, intelligent and you won't find a better partner.

Once we are alone, you will be horny because I am horny. You will be fairly attractive because I am fairly attractive. You will also run my life because I don’t have strong feelings one way or another.

When you misbehave or act up I’ll probably roll my eyes and bury my head in a book.

It's freeing, at least for me, when you run my life, your hand in mine as we explore our horny sides away from the busy, in charge lawyerly other such wealthy professional side everyone else knows.

Looking for girl who lives closer to my job so I can sleep in longer

The title says it all....

The reverse commute is better than the commute, but it is still a commute. Mr. BananaHammock would never ever consider actually living anywhere but his Adams Morgan compound, unless of course there were little BananaHammock’s running around. The DC public schools suck after all.

What Mr. BananaHammock is looking for, however, is a nice girl who lives in the Falls Church/Dunn Loring area so that he can stay over at her place during the week and sleep in longer than he is able to currently given his reverse commute.

You can stay in his Adams Morgan compound on weekends and take advantage of his apartment’s location being stumbling distance from various bars and clubs on 18th Street. He can also provide you with lots of quality man on woman sensuality at either location.


He gets letters:

"Hrmm...you're an odd little man aren't you?"