Successful entrepreneur seeks...

I'm joining the ranks of successful entrepreneurs that post on craigslist...

Let me describe myself first then I'll talk about what I'm seeking!!! I am a handsome, fun loving, food loving, well-educated, time-traveled white guy running my own spelling and punctuation factory startup in Adams Morgan. Physically, I am 6'0", 170 lbs, in good shape from daily elliptical training and still have a full head of brown hair (one or two grey ones from my last relationship, thanks H if you’re reading this!!). I do love the outdoors and sports but love to dance as well...I am partial to the white-man's overbite and the Watusi!!!! I am single...and intend to stay so until I find the right person. My hand and I have been together for over 6 months and I have no desire to hurt her. It’s just that...physically...the relationship has turned stale with a huge libido mismatch. So, I'd like to explore a relationship with a lady who is similarly situated. And yes, it would be a relationship. All these NSA ads on Craigslist notwithstanding, I can't imagine jumping into bed with someone I don't know and don't like being with...can you?! Which is why, I am posting here rather than in Casual Encounters. I can't imagine characterizing what I am seeking as an Encounter much less a Casual one!!

So, what am I seeking in you? Please be don’t be too young and be super hot!!! Please be able to keep a conversation but know when to shut up!!! You should have all your teeth!!!! Would be nice if you are aware of what’s going on in the world and were progressive/liberal in your outlook!!!! Physically, please be super hot with a bangin' bod!!!! And...please love to laugh!! And please like exclamation points!!!!! Lots of em!!!!

Now, just a little bit about my sensuality. I am a very considerate lover. I'd be best described by the lyrics to the Warrant song:

Swingin' on the front porch
Swingin' on the lawn
Swingin' where we want
'Cause there ain't nobody home
Swingin' to the left
And swingin' to the right
If I think about baseball
I'll swing all night yea
Swingin' in the living room
Swingin' in the kitchen
Most folks don't 'cause
They're too busy bitchin'
Swingin' in there 'cause
She wanted me to feed her
So I mixed up the batter
And she licked the beater

Anybody game enough to give me a whirl? I'm waiting eagerly...

He gets letters:

"I can't stop laughing at your CL post. Nothing is funnier to me than exclamation points(thank you David Sedaris), except maybe romanitc Warrant songs."