Let me help you help me

So, you don't know what to say? Let me help you out:

Hi! I am

a Chicka Bitcha horny Bitcha jankety Hobarely legal

Seeking

Mr. BananaHammockmy bling blingmy stacked cheesemy patented sex movesmy autograph on your breasts


and I want to give you

a big wet sloppy kissa boobie flasha double boobie flashsexwild sexmy virginitya rusty trombone


at

your Adams Morgan CompoundSomeplace public creepy manmy place, I have a sex swing!a bathroom in a bar(behind) dumpster in an alleya secluded spot in Rock Creek Park

So we can have
FunsexsexsexsexsexsexAll of Above

So, I'll want to

email firstChat onlineTrade naked picturesTalk dirty on phoneGrab a drinkGet a restraining orderAll of Above

Ok, got it? Now, since I don’t have a "Submit This, Biatch!" button, you have to copy and paste this into your email. (can you handle
that?).