Where are you missing girls?

Today they ask: Where is she?

Where are you?

I haven't found that lady that will look at me in a fawning way, enjoy a good laugh at her expense, looks awesome on her knees, and is willing to watch me play my Xbox. Splinter Cell.

Where is that lady that will drop everything she is doing to go out to the Renaissance Festival and watch me joust and parade around in a cod-piece. Where is that lady that will be willing to cater to my every whim, desire and need even if they sound foolish to them?

If you know this special lady, let me know, big reward !!

Arriverderla!