Nice guys finishing last? What about the unbalanced multiple posters?

Nice guys must finish last because this guy reposts the same ad every damn day.

Slightly insane multiple poster here....so if you aren't looking for one of us, just click the Back button already. Don't continue reading because you probably want someone more balanced and you'd be wasting your time on this ad.

Ok now that I've weeded out the normals, I'll address the rest of you lovely, ahem, ladies.

*monkey noises*

Wow tough crowd out there tonight....I tell ya I get no respect, no respect at all. Why the other day A ham sandwich walks into a bar and says., “bartender, give me a whiskey sour.” Bartender says, “sorry sir, we do not serve food here.”

*fingernails on a chalk board*

Geez you people are killin’ me...just killin’ me…yesterday I went to see my shrink…I was wearing my Saran Wrap® business suit...She says, “'Well, I can clearly see you're nuts.”

*stunned silence*

I figure the 300th time posting this will be a charm...

He gets letters:

"I like monkey noises and i think you are hilarious, you made me giggle. and by the way, i love monkey noises. me, i'm somewhat insane but manage to get by on a day to day basis." (repeat offender)